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Exactly one week ago, I posted the lyrics to "Gay Skeezer" on here and put it all over the social media outlets that allow me to produce videos. Not a very popular upload. I can see where most people find it more offensive than funny. Well, thinking I should either go big or go home, I decided to up the ante a little bit with this song. Unfortunately, I'm certain there's a dA rule about not posting links to porn and whatnot. So I can't exactly post a link to what I've done like I used to do with YouTube, Dailymotion and Vimeo. Sure, there were things I posted there under a mature tag and certainly pushed a boundary or two. They might or might not be tame compared to other things people have posted to those video publishers, but the more sexually explicit stuff was its own oddity that I'd post there. It wasn't often I'd do slideshows of the sexually explicit material. The only one that immediately comes to mind is the video I did for "The Fur". That's one I'm seriously looking at doing a re-recording of.
Anyway, I'll cut the shit here. I created an account under my name on PornHub. I don't think I had a PornHub account under any alias. I know I've got YouPorn, XHamster and X-Videos, but you won't find wallbie on those sites. Considering YouPorn is the biggest of all four of those sites I just mentioned, hell James O'Barr had a discussion about it at his panel for the comic con in Tulsa I attended, I wanted to post this song up there and provide some fap material to the homosexual guys that might've found my parody too offensive to begin with. That might be an act of oblivious insensitivity like you'd expect out of Dr. Sheldon Cooper on "The Big Bang Theory". Regardless, like I said before, go big or go home. So I'm positive searching for "wallbie" or "Gay Skeezer" on PornHub will take you straight (poor choice of words) to my video. Of course, you might not want to see it considering there's pictures of guys with semen on their faces and butthole penetrations on dudes.
If you're disgusted by the gay things, you probably don't want to see it. Personally, I'm the type of guy who is less disgusted and more amused to the point of laughing when it comes to homosexual sex acts. That probably rubs some LGBT people the wrong way. Again, I'm terrible at choosing my words and phrases. Still, it is what it is. I'll likely post the link to Twitter later since I can get away with it there. You never know. The damn thing might get reported by then and get taken down. We'll just have to wait and see. For a bit of saving grace for your straight guys, there is a naked picture of Rihanna from The Fappening in the video. Honestly, you'd be better off just Googling "Rihanna naked".
Anyway, I'll cut the shit here. I created an account under my name on PornHub. I don't think I had a PornHub account under any alias. I know I've got YouPorn, XHamster and X-Videos, but you won't find wallbie on those sites. Considering YouPorn is the biggest of all four of those sites I just mentioned, hell James O'Barr had a discussion about it at his panel for the comic con in Tulsa I attended, I wanted to post this song up there and provide some fap material to the homosexual guys that might've found my parody too offensive to begin with. That might be an act of oblivious insensitivity like you'd expect out of Dr. Sheldon Cooper on "The Big Bang Theory". Regardless, like I said before, go big or go home. So I'm positive searching for "wallbie" or "Gay Skeezer" on PornHub will take you straight (poor choice of words) to my video. Of course, you might not want to see it considering there's pictures of guys with semen on their faces and butthole penetrations on dudes.
If you're disgusted by the gay things, you probably don't want to see it. Personally, I'm the type of guy who is less disgusted and more amused to the point of laughing when it comes to homosexual sex acts. That probably rubs some LGBT people the wrong way. Again, I'm terrible at choosing my words and phrases. Still, it is what it is. I'll likely post the link to Twitter later since I can get away with it there. You never know. The damn thing might get reported by then and get taken down. We'll just have to wait and see. For a bit of saving grace for your straight guys, there is a naked picture of Rihanna from The Fappening in the video. Honestly, you'd be better off just Googling "Rihanna naked".
2K, Love Ya, Buh-Bye
Just took a vile, watery crap and figured I would come here because some of my thoughts are a little too big for Twitter. Yes, I know it's called X, but that's not what anyone types into the url. Last time I posted a journal on here, I was complaining about my mother. That was nearly a year ago. I've been mostly absent on here and it hasn't exactly been by design. There's a lot of things I used to share on here that I miss diving into with lots of passion, regardless of the quality of my product. Now, I must admit I have quite a few responsibilities bigger than me, and my time online doesn't exactly afford me the most optimal experience on this site. It's 100% me, and not anyone here or the entire dA experience itself. Could you argue there's some growing apart? That's valid. I haven't exactly felt the need to pour myself out online like I did with the pitch-black liquid shit I took a few minutes ago. Currently, I'm a little relieved even if I didn't achieve my goals with my
I Think You Owe Me an Apology
How do I start this? I’m hungry and kinda sickly from eating one of those Dolly Parton brownies a few hours ago. The brownie tasted good. The rich sweetness lingering in my system isn’t very much so. No, there’s something else lingering in my system. Contempt, resentment, and over-all feeling un-fucking-appreciated. Yes, this is about my mom and my goddamn birthday. Considering how I’ve decided at times to spend my birthday, my ire is not borne from selfishness. My birthday has been wasted in at least two technical rehearsals and working follow spotlight for three different musicals in college. I had to take my oldest son to the emergency room when he was almost five months old because he had RSV, and my wife and I spent three days sleeping on a fucking hospital floor. I chose to take him to Incredible Pizza and to the Lego Movie a few years later. On my 30th birthday, my mom bought me a fucking tablet I didn’t want nor express any interest in only because she really wanted
Quarter Pounder
Pining for the days I used to be addicted to this site. It's slightly difficult when I don't have anything to contribute. There was a time I had something to say at least once a month on here. Last thing I had to write about was very short and nearly four months ago. I can't believe I've gotten to the point where I'm okay with being lazy. A big part of my silence and lack of productivity is from trying to plan a summer vacation for my family. There are also financial woes that are and are not associated with that. Despite appearances at times, I'm actually good. I'm not really pissed off about anything. To an extent I've become comfortable with my bitterness. I don't know how to describe it. Like I was telling someone at the 9 to 5, my stress falls on this damn trip we're trying to budget and plan for. That's got my attention as well. My birthday's coming up soon and I'm not angry about it like I used to get. I'm going to have a 10 day staycation. I'm not subconsciously
X-Mas in October
The older I get, the more I detest x-mas. We aren't even to the halfway point of October and I'm already experiencing x-mas trying to creep into everyone's collective spotlight. The first evidence I saw of this was on Twitter. Someone posted pictures of x-mas lights being sold in Target around Labor Day. Seriously? At my 9-to-5, I've received three different emails about x-mas bullshit, and I'm just starting my second day for this week. Why does America have to go out of its way to start some holidays fucking early? Are we all about hype for hype’s sake at this point? Independence Day is a great example of this. A month in advance this year people were shooting off fireworks in my neighborhood almost every night. I get the week before, but practically a month? Come on! I can dig on Halloween, but this crap started the first week of September. Usually right after x-mas, Wal-Mart goes into Valentine's Day mode by the end of the year. A few days after Valentine's you get the
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